Hey kittenpantsers!

Okay, so I changed the title of this issue. Sometimes that happens. Originally I promised to call it KEN MARINO HAS FOUR NIPPLES (Based on a True Story) after hearing that Ken Marino, in fact, has four nipples from the mouth of a certain new friend of mine. I decided that instead of outing Marino with this third-hand information, I'd wait until I was able to confirm it first hand. That's right Marino. I'm calling you out. Show us your nipples!

Instead, I named the issue for a phrase that Carol Chapman apparently can't stop saying. It has nothing to do with the Dukes of Hazzard, but that's a much more enticing photo than the one that should accompany it.

So much has been happening in the world of Kittenpants. Kittenpants Productions has been asked to produce it's first feature film, and we just finished principle photography in "lovely" (read: snow-covered) Sharon, MA. The film is the directorial debut of KP contributor Eric "Ledgin" Ledgin and his partner in crime, Stephen Schneider.

And I do mean crime.

No I don't. Anyway, we're now in post-production and I'm sure I'll be boring you all with more details as they arise. Until then, check for updates here.

Anyway, I'm back at work, preparing for new interviews with Brian Posehn and Keith Gordon, among others. Email me your questions for either or both, ASAP, if you know what's good for you.

One last bit of exciting news: Kittenpants is being sponsored in a marketing campaign by the folks at Wise Elephant. Click the elephant logo to the right to find out more about them!

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xoxo,
kittenpants

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